Anon Opin

The secret to a happy relationship is a King-Size duvet on a double bed.

We should ban curtains, I don't like the idea people are hiding what they are doing.

"Why aren't the BBC reporting XXXXX when social media has been showing it for 2 hours?" Maybe because they are checking and verifying it like a proper, professional news outlet rather than just throwing any old half-understood, possibly fake shite out into the world.

As much as I don't like giving or receiving Christmas cards I can't help but get a twang of jealousy and disappointment when I see people in the office get one and not me.

Literally everyone should grow at least one plant at any given time. It can be a houseplant, a pot of petunias on your balcony or porch, or some sunflowers & tomatoes in front of your house. Just do it.

Don't be fooled by the name, the Oxford Comma is American and used to hide poor writing. Just ask JFK, Stalin and the strippers.

If your app redirects me to your website to do certain things it's not really an app, is it?

Bagpuss is not some cute cat he's a manipulative piece of shit. Claimed credit for the mice's work, put himself center stage when yaffel was the brains, & dictated everyone's waking hours

When watching a movie, multiple tyre tracks from previous takes of car-related scenes are mildly irritating.

Restaurants with fryers should have to supply the water authority with a certificate of safe disposal for their oil every month. Miss one at get charged an extra £5k on their water bill. There'd be a very rapid drop off in fatbergs in sewers.

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Luddite shouldn't be used as a insult anymore. They were right about more than most of us are willing to admit.

Guitars are not ornaments. If you have one in your home for people to see, you should be able to pick it up and play it.

The last verse and chorus of "Amphetamine Logic" by The Sisters of Mercy would be vastly improved by some jaunty fingersnaps on beats 1 and 3.

Those On The Beach adverts are a covert operation by UK airports to reduce overcrowding in lounges by convincing us that they're full of arseholes.

Kids called their parents by their first names shouldn't be a thing. It is Mum and Dad not Sarah and Bob.

The real mark against AI art is that it anyone working with it will never have their own recognizable voice. No one is going to have a favourite "prompter" whose career they can follow because anyone else can come along and mimic their "style" perfectly with no effort.

By all means tell everyone on facebook you've donated blood, it's a worthy cause, etc. But please don't post a photo of the needle actually in your arm. Why do people do this?

Gromit should've just let the chicken kill Wallace. He treats him like shit.

Red peppers are far superior to tomatoes in every department and especially as sauces for pizza and pasta