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trickykat

@trickykat

real life is my alt
no-one sleeps tonight

my posts: justmytoots.com/@trickykat@bei

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·over 2 years

If Remus had murdered Romulus instead of vice versa the city would have been called Reme and they'd talk about "the glory of Reme" and barbarians being Reminized and history would be funnier.

trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·about 19 hours

me: if we shot naked smurfs out of a cannon, would we see them against the sky ?

brain: I said GO TO SLEEP 🧸

trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·about 20 hours

y'all give off brooding superhero and dark villain vibes
now we need some sidekick energy

trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·about 20 hours

posting is my procrastination style

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·about 21 hours

I want to go to a Parisian patisserie and attempt self harm by sugar

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·about 21 hours

don’t talk to me until I’ve drunk from the skulls of my enemies

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·3 days

i stepped on the dust pan and it broke into a million pieces and now i don’t have anything to sweep the pieces into

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·1 day

Right about now meow

trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·1 day

in case you didn't know, i'm a pretty hot piece of ass (forgot to turn the heated carseat off again)

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·1 day

Shoutout to my hair stylist for referring to my mass of grey hairs as my "natural highlights."

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·1 day

autoexec.bats in my belfry

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·2 days

🎶you're so vane
you probably just spin on top of a barn🎵

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trickykat@trickykat@beige.party
·2 days

don’t make me tap the simpsons meme of the bus driver tapping the sign with a rule i just made up and photoshopped on it