trickykat

@trickykat in Scotland, yes.

If Remus had murdered Romulus instead of vice versa the city would have been called Reme and they'd talk about "the glory of Reme" and barbarians being Reminized and history would be funnier.

me: if we shot naked smurfs out of a cannon, would we see them against the sky ?

brain: I said GO TO SLEEP 🧸

y'all give off brooding superhero and dark villain vibes
now we need some sidekick energy

posting is my procrastination style

I want to go to a Parisian patisserie and attempt self harm by sugar

don’t talk to me until I’ve drunk from the skulls of my enemies

Updated to remove inactive accounts!

From: @gregthemiller
https://beige.party/@gregthemiller/115341031770926327

i stepped on the dust pan and it broke into a million pieces and now i don’t have anything to sweep the pieces into

Right about now meow

in case you didn't know, i'm a pretty hot piece of ass (forgot to turn the heated carseat off again)

Shoutout to my hair stylist for referring to my mass of grey hairs as my "natural highlights."

autoexec.bats in my belfry

🎶you're so vane
you probably just spin on top of a barn🎵

don’t make me tap the simpsons meme of the bus driver tapping the sign with a rule i just made up and photoshopped on it